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I Am Scared of Women Comfort Hoodie

$39.99
$39.99
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    Massive Gains. Zero Riz.
    Built for the gym warriors who lift heavy but fumble conversations, the I Am Scared of Women Hoodie is the perfect blend of confidence and crippling social anxiety. Featuring a massively jacked, comically proportioned gym bro, this hoodie speaks louder than words—because, let’s be honest, you weren’t gonna talk to her anyway.
    Built for Lifting & Avoiding Eye Contact
    Premium Cotton-Poly Blend (36.8% Cotton, 57.4% Polyester, 5.8% Other) – Ultra-soft, breathable, and built for durability.
    Heavyweight & Cozy (10.3 oz/yd² | 350 g/m²) – Keeps you warm when social interactions leave you cold.
    Loose, Relaxed Fit – Perfect for layering or disappearing into the background.
    Drop Shoulder & Hooded Design – Adds just enough mystery to keep your lack of game intriguing.
    High-Quality ‘I Am Scared of Women’ Print – Says what your trembling voice cannot.
    Versatile & Anxiety-Proof
    Whether you’re hitting PRs, dodging small talk, or running from commitment, this hoodie has you covered:
    ✔ Soft yet structured for a premium feel
    ✔ Durable print that holds up under pressure (unlike your social skills)
    ✔ Perfect for gym, streetwear, or awkward encounters
    🔥 Lift big. Speak small. Stay afraid. 🔥
    Size Chart
    Size Chest (in/cm) Length (in/cm) Shoulder (in/cm) Sleeve (in/cm)
    S 24.0 / 61 24.8 / 63 20.9 / 53 21.7 / 55
    M 24.8 / 63 25.6 / 65 21.7 / 55 22.0 / 56
    L 25.6 / 65 26.4 / 67 22.4 / 57 22.4 / 57
    XL 26.4 / 67 27.2 / 69 23.2 / 59 22.8 / 58
    Care Instructions
    ✔ Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
    ✔ Do not bleach
    ✔ Tumble dry low
    ✔ Iron at low temp, avoid ironing on print
    ✔ Do not dry clean
    Features & Styling
    Color Options: Black, Grey
    Style: Streetwear, Sporty, Casual, Gym, Avoiding Women
    Seasons: Spring, Autumn, Winter
    Extras: Long Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Hooded, Loose Fit
    🔗 Item Number: RU0118
    📏 Print Size: 40 × 52 cm
    Each hoodie is crafted with precision, but minor batch variations may occur due to temperature and material factors. These slight differences only add to its unique, handcrafted feel.

     

    Size Chart
    S M L XL
    inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
    Chest 24.0  61  24.8  63  25.6  65  26.4  67 
    Length 24.8  63  25.6  65  26.4  67  27.2  69 
    Shoulder 20.9  53  21.7  55  22.4  57  23.2  59 
    Sleeve length 21.7  55  22.0  56  22.4  57  22.8  58