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ALBERT SWOLESTEIN COMFORT HOODIE

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$46.99
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$46.99
color — Black
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    Product Details

    E = MC² = Max Curl x 2.
    This isn’t theoretical—it’s hypertrophy. The Albert Swolestein Comfort Hoodie is made for the intellectual lifter who calculates every set, every rep, and every scoop of creatine with scientific precision. Featuring a 40x52 cm graphic of the man who discovered the formula for mass and mass gain, this thick hoodie brings warmth, wisdom, and wide lats. Wear it when you need to outlift and outthink the entire gym.
    Fabric: 36.8% cotton, 57.4% polyester, 5.8% other
    Weight: 350 g/m²
    Style: Hooded, long sleeve, drop shoulder, loose fit
    Care: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle; tumble dry low; avoid ironing directly on print
    Note: Slight snow-wash variations may occur—blame quantum physics or your laundry settings.

     

    Size Chart
    S M L XL
    inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
    Chest 24.0  61  24.8  63  25.6  65  26.4  67 
    Length 24.8  63  25.6  65  26.4  67  27.2  69 
    Shoulder 20.9  53  21.7  55  22.4  57  23.2  59 
    Sleeve length 21.7  55  22.0  56  22.4  57  22.8  58