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I Am Scared of Women Juggernaut Hoodie

$49.99
$49.99
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    Massive Gains. Zero Riz.
    Built for the gym warriors who lift heavy but fumble conversations, the I Am Scared of Women Juggernaut Hoodie is the perfect blend of confidence and crippling social anxiety. Featuring a massively jacked, comically proportioned gym bro, this hoodie speaks louder than words—because, let’s be honest, you weren’t gonna talk to her anyway.
    Built for Lifting & Avoiding Eye Contact
    Premium Cotton-Poly Blend (50% Cotton, 50% Polyester) – Ultra-soft, breathable, and built for durability.
    Heavyweight (11.8 oz/yd² | 400 g/m²) – Thicker than your excuses for not approaching her.
    Regular Fit – Loose enough for comfort, structured enough to look huge.
    Drop Shoulder & Hooded Design – Adds just enough mystery to keep your lack of game intriguing.
    High-Quality "I Am Scared of Women" Print – Says what your trembling voice cannot.
    Ripped & Washed Detailing – Distressed for extra character—unlike your dating life.
    For the Gym Bros Who Prioritize Reps Over Romance
    Whether you’re hitting PRs, dodging small talk, or running from commitment, this hoodie has you covered:
    ✔ Soft yet structured for a premium feel
    ✔ Durable print that holds up under pressure (unlike your social skills)
    ✔ Perfect for gym, streetwear, or awkward encounters
    🔥 Lift big. Speak small. Stay afraid. 🔥
    Size Chart
    Size Chest (in/cm) Length (in/cm) Shoulder (in/cm) Sleeve (in/cm)
    S 24.0 / 61 24.8 / 63 20.9 / 53 21.7 / 55
    M 24.8 / 63 25.6 / 65 21.7 / 55 22.0 / 56
    L 25.6 / 65 26.4 / 67 22.4 / 57 22.4 / 57
    XL 26.4 / 67 27.2 / 69 23.2 / 59 22.8 / 58
    Care Instructions
    ✔ Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
    ✔ Do not bleach
    ✔ Tumble dry low
    ✔ Iron at low temp, avoid ironing on print
    ✔ Do not dry clean
    Features & Styling
    Color Options: Black, Grey
    Style: Streetwear, Sporty, Casual, Gym, Avoiding Women
    Seasons: Autumn, Winter, Spring
    Extras: Long Sleeve, Regular Sleeve, Hooded, Regular Fit, Ripped, Washed
    🔗 Item Number: RU0110
    📏 Print Size: 40 × 52 cm
    Each hoodie is handcrafted for ultimate social avoidance, with minor variations that make every piece one-of-a-kind.

     

    Size Chart
    S M L XL 2XL
    inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
    Chest 24.4  62  25.2  64  26.0  66  26.8  68  27.6  70 
    Length 22.8  58  23.6  60  24.4  62  25.2  64  26.0  66 
    Shoulder 24.4  62  25.2  64  26.0  66  26.8  68  27.6  70 
    Sleeve length 21.7  55  22.0  56  22.4  57  22.8  58  23.2  59 

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